All I Have is Leftovers

best-of-memes:

"No means Nobelium" is something I’m definitely going to use.

vices-and-vitriol said: Would you rather be attacked by 50 duck-sized horses,or 1 horse-sized duck?

laughingatmynightmare:

I could destroy any number of duck sized anything. A horse sized duck though…

Or what about a dick sized duck?

littlemissroundhouse said: what do you call a cheap circumsion?

laughingatmynightmare:

A rip off

skookumthesamoyed:

welovesamoyeds:

#samoyed #summer #dog #lovehim

FUD BOWL EMPTEE PLZ FIX

skookumthesamoyed:

welovesamoyeds:

#samoyed #summer #dog #lovehim

FUD BOWL EMPTEE PLZ FIX

thatfunnyblog:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

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This is me every time I hear this one girl from my boyfriend’s work talk

(Source: dulect)